A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Charismatic pastor had survived.
One day a bottle washed up on the shore. When It was opened a Genie appeared. She told the men they could have any wish they desired. The priest said, "Notre Dame is playing Southern California in a football game at South Bend, IN, today. I would like to go." Poof, he was there.
The Genie asked the rabbi. He said, "I would like to be in Jerusalem praying at the western wall of the temple." Poof, he was there.
Then, the Genie asked the Charismatic pastor. He said, "Well, I have grown to love these two men so much, I wish they could be back here with me."
[I want to thank Dr. Rodney Otis Callahan for responding to my appeal for jokes.]